Me: 'Look, we really need to go to Ikea. I think they have Manland now, I can leave you in the adult creche with a hotdog.'
Husband: 'What's the point of me even going then?!?!'
Me: 'You have to!'
Husband: 'Well, the hotdog eases the pain. Until we get to home to assemble the damn stuff and the shouting starts.'
Me: 'Maybe you should get a takeaway hotdog?'
Husband 'Maybe. Do they sell take away man cards - you know, for manliness? Coz I need them when you start assembling the furniture.'
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